Friday night I was doing the worm on a dance floor all alone somewhere in New England… Saturday morning I was in Florida with a 2 ft tall woman and an 8 ft tall woman, being showered by original art.  Today I’m coming home to Cali WITH STORIES!

So, I just flew to New Hampshire to attend this “Point Society” gala… This is their mission statement.  For the life of me, I still don’t know what they do, nor what I’m doing here.  But it is FABULOUS!


Thou shalt not covet thy friend, Neil Mandt’s Emmy!

“Girls Next Door’s” Bridget Marquardt and I presenting the “Most Shocking Moment” at the #RTVAs tonight.  (The MOST shocking, of course, being that I used to teach her Spanish at the Playboy Mansion!)  JA!


Tomorrow night!  I’m presenting with my girl, Bridget Marquardt (“The Girls Next Door”) at the Reality TV Awards!  We’ll be live-streaming, starting at 6pm PST:  http://www.realitytelevisionawards.com

Talking shop & fielding pitches on Neil Mandt’s #Periscope show at 4:30pm PST today.  Join the convo!

I love this– I am literally bending over backwards to get the shot, while my mom takes a nap.  Wake up, Martha Grossman!  Happy Mother’s Day!!


May all moms be better than the one I play in “The Chair!”