Almost 30 years ago, @therealalexandrabillings was Traci Lords (I was Tori Spelling) in a “puerile monstrosity” (according to the Chicago Tribune) called “Shannen Doherty Shoots a Porno: a Shockumentary.” Then later, “Cannibal Cheerleaders on Crack.” I wanna say we got MAYBE $10/show, and the audience DEFINITELY got herpes from the seats. Now she’s SLAYING as FLOTUS in #potus at the @geffenplayhouse, which promises its audience zero STDs! We come a long way, baby!