Just got word I’ve been officially verified on Instagram!  (For those not in-the-know, that’s the little blue checkmark by my name– means I’m the real McCoy!  ;))  Follow me!!! @naomiwgrossman

That’s me doing standing splits, directly in front of Dave Navarro.  You know what that means:  Pepper & the Red Hot Chili Peppers, together at last!

My piece, “Children Prefer Blondes” at “Moments of Clarity:”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZiEQIFmJFM&feature=em-upload_owner&app=desktop

T minus 2 weeks till Chicago!  Load up on caffeine, and come:  Wheaton ALL NIGHT FLEA & Haunted Flea Market

Alright, horror fans!  Let’s get “The Chair” onto the big screen!!!  Just need your VOTE: https://twitter.com/theCHAIRhorror/status/760464453603356672

I was in rare form on “The John Kerwin Show.”  Have a look!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO-yLUu7a0U&app=desktop

Just received a fan-request to officiate his #AmericanHorrorStory -inspired wedding! Michael Scola, please tell your hubby-to-be that I will be in touch!