Cuba recognized ME!  (Hence the crazed face.)

IT’S. ABOUT. TO GO. DOWN.  If you don’t know what I’m talking about, it just means we haven’t caught up in a couple months.  Which means you ESPECIALLY need to see this show!!!  Telling an EPIC, NEVER-BEFORE-TOLD-ON-STAGE, TRUE STORY that will make your HEAD SPIN, EXORCIST-STYLE!  We’re expecting a sell-out, so please purchase tix ($7) using the link below:

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/power-a-storytelling-event-tickets-23877642672

I was really hoping Trump would come out, and tell us it was all just April Fool’s…

Im interview mit me!  Danke, Deadline – Das Filmmagazin!  
Now if someone will just tell me what I said!  ðŸ˜‰

Angry robot interview!
Courtesy of Pavel Royz, Babes in Toyland – Pet Edition.

From the scariest of Halloween aisles, I’m pleased to be ON TOP OF TRUMP!  (He really is the lowest of the low.)

Oh snap!  The Pepper wall’s gonna have to wrap around!! 
Nice work, Cody Lee Hardin! 
-At the Full Moon Tattoo & Horror Festival

The kid from “Child’s Play,” Alex Vincent, just reported seeing a man skipping down the halls, and actually crying with joy with the DVDs of my one-woman shows in hand.  I consider it a sign of my imminent solo performance career-resurrection!

We all know social media’s not real.  If you REALLY wanna know the straight dope from your girl, Naomi, I’M ABOUT TO TELL YOU, LIVE, ON STAGE, FLAT OUT, FULL THROTTLE!!!  Plus, FREE BOOZE & SNACKS before & after!  http://nueapower.eventbrite.com/