Post published:August 6, 2020 #happybirthday #lucilleball! (My #halfbirthday, btw.) Among my million other, ding-a-ling, actor side-hustles, I โworkedโ as a Lucille Ball impersonator, storming @cubagoodingjr at the #ratrace #redcarpet & #premiereparty back in 2001. This photo appeared the next day in People. Can you tell which Lucy is me?? ๐ณ #tbt #actorslife #peoplemagazine #cubagoodingjr #sidehustle #ilovelucy
Post published:August 5, 2020 I know Iโm beating a dead horse (or maybe itโs my own booty), but stay with me!!! Yโall know I live in a haunted condo, right? ๐ป Check out the phantom-hand grabbing Pepperโs right butt-cheek!!! ๐ถ๐ป๐ Might THAT account for the mysterious bruising on my right back-side?! ๐ค I KNOW no one here believes in ghosts… ๐๐๐ปโโ๏ธ (Oh, and since everyoneโs asking, hit up Ronaldmcdonkey or go to www.ronaldmcdonkey.com for your own shirt! This oneโs mine!) ๐ธ: @imene.esq #ghost #phantom #haunted #evidence #proof #ibelieve
Post published:August 4, 2020 My outrageously funny fan, Ronaldmcdonkey just surprised me with this t-shirt. I ๐ it (even though the image upsets my mom because she doesnโt understand thatโs not my real ๐)! As PROOF, Iโve provided photos of my actual ๐… which is actually EVEN MORE upsetting; because while it may not be as rotund, it is COVERED in mysterious bruises!!! ๐คญ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ Someone needs to photoshop that ๐ฉ! Or diagnose me!! ๐ฌ๐๐ผ Thank you, #ronaldmcdonkey for your hilarity and generosity, Momentum Talent Agency for your extra trouble, and imene.esq for capturing my horror-worthy ๐! #lovemyfans
Post published:August 3, 2020 CONGRATS to my dear friend, Maria Elena Laas on her ENGAGEMENT!! ๐๐ฅ I feel strangely, cosmically responsible for the last oneโs failure… having ripped off my bra at the rehearsal dinner just to win the limbo contest. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ (Iโm VERY competitive, and those padded push-ups werenโt doing me any favors!) I PROMISE to behave better at this wedding!!! ๐คช๐ค๐ผ #congrats #amiga #mariaelenalaas #engaged #limbo #contest #rehearsaldinner #braoff #howtowin #winning #whateverittakes #respectthehustle #yogaeverydamnday
Post published:August 2, 2020 Bless 1BR_Film for giving me a reason to shower! https://www.letsmakeahorrormovie.com/?fbclid=IwAR3QWXAFpt_kMmG_iKIPtDI8o9tupCZEnlMe2H8yECr7EKmYJkPNSqskz4s
Post published:August 1, 2020 #happybirthday @mrjclynch ๐ถ๐ปโค๏ธ๐คก๐๐๐ #bts #ahs #freakshow #pepper #twisty #johncarrolllynch #evanpeters #emmys #fanart #monstermania #horrorcon
Post published:August 1, 2020 I hope you like my new outfit, cuz itโs ALL I WEAR NOW!!! (With a mask, obvi.) The Young Actors’ Theatre Camp in NoCal, where I volunteer every summer, has gone digital this yearโ which means YOU TOO can visit the camp store, get yourself a matching shortie, AND best of all, help #saveyatc!!!! Call to order: (408) 805-1579 & use the code: NAOMI. Weโll be total twinsies!! ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Post published:August 1, 2020 IโM NOT DONE singing the praises of the following #emmy nominees with whom Iโve worked, partied, and even gone to college! ๐๐ช๐ผ๐ In no particular order, #ReginaKing (Watchmen), Uzo Aduba (Mrs. America), #SamiraWiley (The Handmaid’s Tale), Seth Meyers (#lobbybaby), #JeffGoldblum (#TheWorldAccordingtoJeffGoldblum), Tituss Burgess (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt), #RachelBrosnahan (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel), #JamesCromwell (#Succession), #DylanMcDermott (Hollywood Netflix), Susan Olsen & #MikeLookinland (#averybradyrenovation), and #FredWillard (Modern Family). CONGRATS!
Post published:July 31, 2020 CONGRATS TOO to the DOUBLE #emmy nominees whom Iโve had the pleasure of working, partying, or in the case of @davechappelle, photobombing. (Tee hee!) Namely, @im.angelabassett (@ablackladysketchshow & #theimagineeringstory) @sterlingkbrown (@nbcthisisus & @maiseltv) @iamwandasykes (@maiseltv & @crankyankers) @eyrichlou (@the_politician & @hollywoodnetflix) and @davechappelle (#sticksandstones & #kennedycentermarktwainprize). DOUBLE KUDOS to you!!! ๐๐
Post published:July 31, 2020 If you missed that earthquake just now, it felt like this. (Posted by my dad, Theodor Grossman Art 15 min prior from Argentina.) ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฌ