Still sad about #bernie ๐Ÿ’” but hopeful for the future… ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ”ฎ Funny, we donโ€™t mind #socialism when weโ€™re all getting 1200 smackaroos! ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ Even #popefrancis endorsed #universalhealthcare in his #easter address yesterday! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ #joebiden, just #hope youโ€™re taking notes! #tothelefttotheleft #bluewave

My mom hates when I post these. (She doesnโ€™t get that itโ€™s not my real body.) But I think they serve to spread joy & diversion when we desperately need it! And well, weโ€™re gonna be cooped up like this for another month MINIMUM, so showing yโ€™all some pepper shaker is really the LEAST I can do to heal the world right now. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐ŸŒŽ #mashup: Ronaldmcdonkey #doyourpart #goodwill #samaritan #sacrifices #yourewelcome #flattenthecurve #curves #datassthough #tremendoculo #bundรฃo #bigbootyho #badonkadonk #ilikebigbutts #pepper #sorrymom

YOU GUYS LISTEN UP Iโ€™M DOING A THING!!! As weโ€™re all well aware, everything from comic cons to live performances to public speaking engagements have been cancelled indefinitely. ๐Ÿ’” So, Patreon seemed to me to be a safe, alternate way to get exclusive content– be it personal, fan interaction, to signed photos & DVDs, to teasers of what’s to come– out to fans! The bottom line is: I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU GUYS. I’m sick (not with Covid) to not be able to interact with you all. ๐Ÿ˜ญ So until we meet again IRL, #patreon is a great place to do that– both in certain & uncertain times alike! โœ…: https://www.patreon.com/naomigrossman Edit

10 things other people love that I donโ€™t: 
1. Talking about infectious disease
2. Staying in
3. Being alone all the time, indefinitely
4. Zoom happy hours
5. Online yoga
6. Netflix and chilling 
7. Cooking
8. Bulk-buying
9. People telling me it could worse
10. THESE STUPID GAMES ON FB!