Last night I had the great fortune of sitting on a plane next to perhaps THE #1 American Horror Story fan… (He was literally traveling from his home in Guatemala to Los Angeles for the Roanoke-themed maze at Universal Studios Hollywood Halloween Horror Nights.) Before he’d even sat down, he took one look at me and slack-jawed, said, “Are you…?” He’d been bumped from his previous two flights onto this one, so he was convinced I’d been sent from God, or the aliens, or some form of white magic to salvage his trip. He talked my EARS OFF, putting my #AHS knowledge to SHAME! Which I 100% welcomed (with the exception of possibly providing spoilers to anyone who could understand us speaking Spanish)– still, watching him delight in my mere presence reminded me that my vocation, which on the surface seems self-serving, actually touches hearts all over the world! Thank you, Paulo Alvarado for making me feel like I’d made your trip– you certainly made mine!

These fans became friends when they invited me to participate in their American Horror Story-themed nuptials… I obliged, and boy, am I glad– they throw the best parties! Last night, Addie & Twisty & Moira (both the young, sexy & the old, ugly– notice I’m split in two) were all in attendance. I’m lopsided today as a result of walking in only one heel, but hey, that’s the sacrifice we make! Thanks, Michael Scola & Jordan Rodarte for the fun night, & congrats to my #AHS family on the fabulous first episode!