#TBT to that time I turned John Barrowman straight.  #storyofmylife #whyImsingle #canyoublamethem #datbootytho #SaturnAwards #PinupGirlClothing

Casting & producers, take note:  If hired, I will promote your film/show, upside-down, in my down-time.  Fear, Inc.:  congrats on a well cast/publicized movie!  

Just got word I’ve been officially verified on Instagram!  (For those not in-the-know, that’s the little blue checkmark by my name– means I’m the real McCoy!  ;))  Follow me!!! @naomiwgrossman

That’s me doing standing splits, directly in front of Dave Navarro.  You know what that means:  Pepper & the Red Hot Chili Peppers, together at last!


I’m a Pepper, 
he’s a Pepper, 
wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper too?!

Congrats & thanks to the creators & stars of “Dish It Out” 
on a scrumptious premiere!  (Jumpsuit by Kendt.)