Based on true events in my actual, former alley way. Congrats to creator, Marcus Folmar, for turning some poo in the alley into a hilarious, new web series:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-zI-TZWImc

On this “National Siblings Day,” I’m happy for y’all with brothers & sisters, but some of us are celebrating National-Hottie-from-our-High-School-Turned-Sex-Symbol-Scott-Elrod-Spotted-on-Sunset-Before-9am-on-a-Sunday!  
What the what?!?

Look, Mom!  Upside down lotus:  no hands, no help.  
You just gotta wiggle it, just a little bit!

OVERWHELMED by all the support for my on-stage exorcism last night!  THANK YOU, Richard Embardo, Michael Ameel, Kurt Jones, Stella Valente Wilkins, Maria Elena Laas, Shaun Hoff, Lizzie Peet, Amy Tierney, Aimee Graham, Alok Mishra, Kate Atkinson, Kevin Sharkey, Dustin Pearlman, Matthew Schonfield, Lonnie Millsap, Annie Dudek, Samantha Weaver, Silvana Smud, Caryn Ruby, Cassius Gaius Longinus, Natasha Rose Capener, Pavel Royz, Megan Royz, Ransford Doherty, Dave Cobert, Kyle Heffner, Claire Partin, Marcus Folmar, Joe Hauler, & Zack Smoll for being there, and having my back!

Cuba recognized ME!  (Hence the crazed face.)

IT’S. ABOUT. TO GO. DOWN.  If you don’t know what I’m talking about, it just means we haven’t caught up in a couple months.  Which means you ESPECIALLY need to see this show!!!  Telling an EPIC, NEVER-BEFORE-TOLD-ON-STAGE, TRUE STORY that will make your HEAD SPIN, EXORCIST-STYLE!  We’re expecting a sell-out, so please purchase tix ($7) using the link below:

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/power-a-storytelling-event-tickets-23877642672

I was really hoping Trump would come out, and tell us it was all just April Fool’s…

Im interview mit me!  Danke, Deadline – Das Filmmagazin!  
Now if someone will just tell me what I said!  ðŸ˜‰