Just barely June, and my October is beyond booked!  Starting with www.DarkwoodManor.net 
(NOT your father’s old spook house) 
in Luray, VA.  Hurray!

In “On Makeup Magazine!”

ATTENTION:  PRODUCERS & CASTING!

I wrote for this show.  
My piece is called “ANAL PERF,” and it’s FUNNY!!!  
If you’re a fellow alum, or live in LA, 
or just like wine & cheese, please come!  
Discount code: GROSSMAN

Thanks, Spooky Empire, for a frightfully fun weekend!

I’m not ready to go, but alas…

Living up to Spooky Empire will be a tall order!