Wow!  I’m on the front page of TMZ right now!
 (Right next to a hot guy with his hands down his pants!)
Check it out:  http://tmz.com/

Thrilled to have been added to the “Blood at the Beach” celebrity line-up.  That’s May 10-12, in Virginia Beach.  Scare you there!  http://www.bloodatthebeach.com

With my new BFF, Desi Arnaz Jr. (Lucille Ball’s son!) 
at the Dam Short Film Festival.  
(The coolest part: he wants to do a show, in which I play his mother!  Highest compliment EVER!)

“Wigga” was welcomed tonight by a full-house 
at the Dam Short Film Festival!

I seriously need to get my bunda to Brazil…

I honestly feel like it’s been my birthday since June… 
But 525 bday posts? Thank you, friends & fans, for making me feel like a bazillion bucks EVERYDAY, but ESPECIALLY TODAY!

Sometimes when you play a scary character on a hit horror show, photographers contact you and convince you to do weird things…

Burlesque babes in bird cages with their boobies on fire!  Now that’s what I call a birthday party!