My outrageously funny fan, Ronaldmcdonkey just surprised me with this t-shirt. I 💙 it (even though the image upsets my mom because she doesn’t understand that’s not my real 🍑)! As PROOF, I’ve provided photos of my actual 🍑… which is actually EVEN MORE upsetting; because while it may not be as rotund, it is COVERED in mysterious bruises!!! 🤭🤷🏻‍♀️ Someone needs to photoshop that 💩! Or diagnose me!! 😬🙏🏼 Thank you, #ronaldmcdonkey for your hilarity and generosity, Momentum Talent Agency for your extra trouble, and imene.esq for capturing my horror-worthy 🍑! #lovemyfans