My outrageously funny fan, Ronaldmcdonkey just surprised me with this t-shirt. I πŸ’™ it (even though the image upsets my mom because she doesn’t understand that’s not my real πŸ‘)! As PROOF, I’ve provided photos of my actual πŸ‘… which is actually EVEN MORE upsetting; because while it may not be as rotund, it is COVERED in mysterious bruises!!! πŸ€­πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ Someone needs to photoshop that πŸ’©! Or diagnose me!! πŸ˜¬πŸ™πŸΌ Thank you, #ronaldmcdonkey for your hilarity and generosity, Momentum Talent Agency for your extra trouble, and for capturing my horror-worthy πŸ‘! #lovemyfans