Post published:August 4, 2020 My outrageously funny fan, Ronaldmcdonkey just surprised me with this t-shirt. I 💙 it (even though the image upsets my mom because she doesn’t understand that’s not my real 🍑)! As PROOF, I’ve provided photos of my actual 🍑… which is actually EVEN MORE upsetting; because while it may not be as rotund, it is COVERED in mysterious bruises!!! 🤭🤷🏻♀️ Someone needs to photoshop that 💩! Or diagnose me!! 😬🙏🏼 Thank you, #ronaldmcdonkey for your hilarity and generosity, Momentum Talent Agency for your extra trouble, and imene.esq for capturing my horror-worthy 🍑! #lovemyfans
Post published:August 3, 2020 CONGRATS to my dear friend, Maria Elena Laas on her ENGAGEMENT!! 💕🥂 I feel strangely, cosmically responsible for the last one’s failure… having ripped off my bra at the rehearsal dinner just to win the limbo contest. 🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ (I’m VERY competitive, and those padded push-ups weren’t doing me any favors!) I PROMISE to behave better at this wedding!!! 🤪🤚🏼 #congrats #amiga #mariaelenalaas #engaged #limbo #contest #rehearsaldinner #braoff #howtowin #winning #whateverittakes #respectthehustle #yogaeverydamnday
Post published:August 2, 2020 Bless 1BR_Film for giving me a reason to shower! https://www.letsmakeahorrormovie.com/?fbclid=IwAR3QWXAFpt_kMmG_iKIPtDI8o9tupCZEnlMe2H8yECr7EKmYJkPNSqskz4s
Post published:August 1, 2020 #happybirthday @mrjclynch 👶🏻❤️🤡🎉🎁🎂 #bts #ahs #freakshow #pepper #twisty #johncarrolllynch #evanpeters #emmys #fanart #monstermania #horrorcon
Post published:August 1, 2020 I hope you like my new outfit, cuz it’s ALL I WEAR NOW!!! (With a mask, obvi.) The Young Actors’ Theatre Camp in NoCal, where I volunteer every summer, has gone digital this year— which means YOU TOO can visit the camp store, get yourself a matching shortie, AND best of all, help #saveyatc!!!! Call to order: (408) 805-1579 & use the code: NAOMI. We’ll be total twinsies!! 👯♀️
Post published:August 1, 2020 I’M NOT DONE singing the praises of the following #emmy nominees with whom I’ve worked, partied, and even gone to college! 🏆💪🏼😈 In no particular order, #ReginaKing (Watchmen), Uzo Aduba (Mrs. America), #SamiraWiley (The Handmaid’s Tale), Seth Meyers (#lobbybaby), #JeffGoldblum (#TheWorldAccordingtoJeffGoldblum), Tituss Burgess (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt), #RachelBrosnahan (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel), #JamesCromwell (#Succession), #DylanMcDermott (Hollywood Netflix), Susan Olsen & #MikeLookinland (#averybradyrenovation), and #FredWillard (Modern Family). CONGRATS!
Post published:July 31, 2020 CONGRATS TOO to the DOUBLE #emmy nominees whom I’ve had the pleasure of working, partying, or in the case of @davechappelle, photobombing. (Tee hee!) Namely, @im.angelabassett (@ablackladysketchshow & #theimagineeringstory) @sterlingkbrown (@nbcthisisus & @maiseltv) @iamwandasykes (@maiseltv & @crankyankers) @eyrichlou (@the_politician & @hollywoodnetflix) and @davechappelle (#sticksandstones & #kennedycentermarktwainprize). DOUBLE KUDOS to you!!! 🏆🏆
Post published:July 31, 2020 If you missed that earthquake just now, it felt like this. (Posted by my dad, Theodor Grossman Art 15 min prior from Argentina.) 🔮😳😬
Post published:July 30, 2020 Seems like just yesterday Lawrence Mercado was beating my face for 🥜. But no, just yesterday he was EMMY NOMINATED for American Horror Story!!!💰🏆💰(Psyched for you too, Mike Mekash—although I’m sure being constantly nominated is suuuuuper boring, hoo-hum, old-hat for you!) 😉 #ahs1984 #emmynominated #makeup #getit #kudos #congrats
Post published:July 30, 2020 CONGRATULATIONS 🍾🥂 to all my below-the-line buddies nominated for #Emmys yesterday! 💇🏻♀️💄👗 (Without you guys, I’d be walking down the aisle looking really wack!) 🤪 #kudos to Michelle Ceglia (#hair, Hollywood Netflix) pictured here, as well as Natalie Driscoll (hair, the Politician), Eryn Krueger Mekash & Kim Ayers (#makeup, #hollywoodnetflix), Silvina Knight (makeup, Star Trek), Lawrence Mercado (makeup, American Horror Story), Mike Mekash (#prostheticmakeup, #ahsfx), Cary Ayers (prosthetic makeup, #hollywood), @jamesrobertmckinnon (prosthetic makeup, #startrek), and Lou Eyrich (#costumes, #thepolitician & hollywood). Well deserved! #photoby Luis Garcia #gogetem #emmyawards #bts #ahsfreakshow #pepper #weddingday #blackandwhitephotography
