My mom hates when I post these. (She doesn’t get that it’s not my real body.) But I think they serve to spread joy & diversion when we desperately need it! And well, we’re gonna be cooped up like this for another month MINIMUM, so showing y’all some pepper shaker is really the LEAST I can do to heal the world right now. 🙏🏼🌎 #mashup: Ronaldmcdonkey #doyourpart #goodwill #samaritan #sacrifices #yourewelcome #flattenthecurve #curves #datassthough #tremendoculo #bundão #bigbootyho #badonkadonk #ilikebigbutts #pepper #sorrymom

YOU GUYS LISTEN UP I’M DOING A THING!!! As we’re all well aware, everything from comic cons to live performances to public speaking engagements have been cancelled indefinitely. 💔 So, Patreon seemed to me to be a safe, alternate way to get exclusive content– be it personal, fan interaction, to signed photos & DVDs, to teasers of what’s to come– out to fans! The bottom line is: I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU GUYS. I’m sick (not with Covid) to not be able to interact with you all. 😭 So until we meet again IRL, #patreon is a great place to do that– both in certain & uncertain times alike! ✅: https://www.patreon.com/naomigrossman Edit

10 things other people love that I don’t: 
1. Talking about infectious disease
2. Staying in
3. Being alone all the time, indefinitely
4. Zoom happy hours
5. Online yoga
6. Netflix and chilling 
7. Cooking
8. Bulk-buying
9. People telling me it could worse
10. THESE STUPID GAMES ON FB!

Aspiring & up-and-coming actors (as well as those homeschooling their artsy kids!): this one’s for you! @actortrade has invited me to participate in their “5-day Industry Leaders Panel” next week. Each day at 11am pacific, a different guest speaker will go live with them in the “Rehearsal & Self Tape Partners for Actors” Facebook Group. I’m scheduled for Thursday, though looks like a great line-up, so imagine that’s where I’ll be all week! Where else you gotta go?! #stayhome #virtual #panel #facebooklive #actorslife