Happy Birthday to my Northwestern University crony/former roommate (kinda miss that right about now), Ken Brisbois, with whom I used to dream of making movies… We finally did it! Directed by Ken/starring ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป, โ€œMurderRXโ€ is now available for pre-order at https://apple.co/2Qt22K5; exclusive release April 7! #somethingtodo #howtosurvive #coronapocalypse #comingsoon #murderrx #spiritmovieproductions #level33entertainment #dominion3 #filmflorida #thriller #crimedrama #actorslife

JUST before #socialdistancing was a thing… Shot a spot w/ Jeff Goldblum & Shannon Holmes for Apartments.com. ๐ŸŽ€โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ  It came out yesterday! Callooh! Callay! Paycheck on the way! ๐Ÿ’ธ And to think, weโ€™re all home to watch! ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ“บ At last, some good news!!! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ Stay tuned for the actual #spot. #goodnews #atlast #apartmentsdotcom #commercial #ad #bts #actorslife

Fat & happy Naomi w/ her hot, Mexican lover circa โ€˜95. ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ Was looking forward to a sexy rendezvous at @elpasocomiccon in April… but not surprisingly, thatโ€™s been cancelled now too. ๐Ÿ’” Looks like Iโ€™m just going to get fat again, only now sad & alone, #quarantined inside. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ #fml #thissucks #fomo #whatcouldhavebeen #memories #cancelled #fatandhappy #sadandalone #vivamexico #miamor #coronavirus #covid_19 #coronapocalypse

Serving some serious #cindysherman realness in the new footage I added to my reel while #quarantined today. Hereโ€™s to getting ๐Ÿ’ฉ done at least! ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ And if we survive this #coronapocalypse, we can watch this mystery-project drop in about 3 weeks! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ #godhelpus #thissucks #makingthemostofit #silverlining #keepingbusy #beingproductive #gettingitin #iwillsurvive #actorslife