Post published:July 17, 2018 Enjoyed a lively Q&A at the Young Actors’ Theatre Camp yesterday, covering everything from abortion to porn! Aaaaand I may have told them there’s no Santa. Doh! But I also imparted some very valuable, working actor-wisdom, I swear! #knowyouraudience 👶🏻🎭🎅🏼
Post published:July 16, 2018 Last night in Napa, at the @mywinesociety & @feastitforward launch, someone wrote, “Naomi Grossman, ‘Pepper’ from @ahsfx was here” on the bathroom wall. 😳When they brought it to my attention (assuming I did it), I was, of course, horrified! Though offered to at least authenticate it (since I WAS, in fact, there). So I did, with a big, uncircumcised penis (which is how YOU KNOW I’ve been there!). The owner was, in turn, horrified, but I promised to blow up her social media to make up for it. Moral of the story: DON’T GIVE PEOPLE WINE & SHARPIES! 🍷🖊🍆 But do support #mywinesociety & #feastitforward— poor lady now has to paint the wall!
Post published:July 15, 2018 Na-Emmy here, being Gross, Man. (Can’t help it— I’m excited!!!) The lovely creators of Ctrl Alt Delete are excited too, and honored me with this. 💕
Post published:July 14, 2018 Besties!!! THANK YOU, thank you, THANK you for the OVERWHELMING OUTPOURING of kudos & congratulations! For those who missed the memo, I now go by “Emmy Nomineeomi.” You can find me listed here, under “Outstanding Actress in a Short Form Comedy or Drama” for Ctrl Alt Delete (only they used the old, traditional spelling, “Naomi.”) http://www.vulture.com/2018/07/2018-emmy-nominations-see-the-full-list.html
Post published:July 8, 2018 STAY HYDRATED, EVERYONE! #toodarnhot 💇🏻♀️: Brandon Liberati 💄: Hosway Morbak 👗: Pinup Girl Boutique 💦: Fijiwater
Post published:July 7, 2018 Waaa-waaaa. América out of the #worldcup. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 ⚽️ 🇦🇷 🇺🇾 🇧🇷 🇨🇴 🇲🇽 #celesteyblancohastamorir #losamoigual 📸: Kenneth Dolin Photography 💅🏻: Fanfare Beauty
Post published:July 5, 2018 God Bless America, & @thejazziebella… for finally getting out of my photo! 🤣 #happy4th