Dear lighthouse life, Thank you for your thorough, albeit subjective analysis of my appearance. Beauty really IS in the eye of the beholder! Thankfully, my parents weren’t TOO disgusted, since they have the same smile and teeth and nose and wrinkles (you know, heredity). I’m lucky—being a beautiful ingenue was never part of the plan, but rather being an interesting, character actress. And well, whatever the mind can conceive and believe, it will achieve! But enough about me… who ARE YOU?? How do you have so much time on your hands?! I can only imagine how perfect your smile and nose and teeth must be! And if it’s not too personal, who hurt you? What bridge do you live under exactly? KIT! N

Y’all know I GO HARD on my birthday… This year promises to be (belting at top of lungs) ESPECIALLY FABULOUS! Please, local LA friends, make my birthday great again, and come to my party Monday!!! Yes, you got the invite… It’s in your FB events. RSVP already so I feel popular! Or just come. In costume! Or not. I may even do a mid-party, tear-away pant, costume-change!! (I mean, The theme IS MUSICALS, so ANYTHING GOES!!) JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR, what do you expect? It’s ME!!!!! Just don’t not come, then CRY FOR ME, ARGENTINA!! 🇦🇷 Ok, guys and dolls, you’ve been warned– we getting GREASY, and ALL THAT JAZZ! 🎉

You know that game, “if you could have dinner with ANYONE in the world, living or dead— who would it be?” Well, that person for me— since I was age 10 and saw her do her solo show, “The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe”— was always, unquestionably, Lily Tomlin. THAT was the moment, there at the Denver Center, when I looked up at her on stage and said, “THAT’s what I want to be when I grow up.” And I never vacillated once since. Had pictures of her up in my locker, won the school talent show doing her monologues, and channelled her when I wrote & produced my own. Well, last night, it actually happened. I had dinner with my idol. (ARGENTINE STEAK-dinner, no less!) I’m done. I can die happy now! Thank you, Bob Bergen for giving me this opportunity, Patrika Darbo for making (despite the fires!) my dream come true, and to my fellow Television Academy PGEC board for your service & friendship. Enjoyed breaking bread with you too! (Just haven’t been obsessed with you for the last +30 years… till now!).

I’m with her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her… #timesup #womensmarch #dumptrump #notmypresident #resist #riseup #pollsforthepeople #grabembytheballot — attending Women’s March Los Angeles 2018 at Pershing Square Park Downtown LA.