Post published:March 19, 2017 Somebody please cast me & my crew in a heist-whodunnit! The champs has gone missing… dun dun dun! Plus, we already have the poster for it!
Post published:March 16, 2017 Last year, y’all came out in droves to support me in this show… Hoping you’ll come again this year, for a whole new show! I’m spinning an autobiographical story of fame NO ONE (save my teddy bear) has heard before! Tix are $7 for NUEA West members, $5 for non-members; which INCLUDES BEER & WINE & SNACKS BEFORE & AFTER THE 2 FLEETING HOURS OF UNADULTERATED ENTERTAINMENT!!! Reserve here: http://nueafame.eventbrite.com/
Post published:March 15, 2017 Thank you, Marta Fredes & Silvana Smud for making us all empanadas last night. I just need some growth hormones in mine next time!
Post published:March 12, 2017 Off with his head! Sorry, handsome man I’m with, it was either you or the leg! This 70’s yacht-wear needed to be documented!
Post published:March 12, 2017 Therapist Nicole Lemaster & I discuss consciousness in her fun, new podcast. Have a listen! https://soundcloud.com/coleyology/coleyology-with-naomi-grossman
Post published:March 5, 2017 And now, for my next trick! https://www.facebook.com/naomi.grossman.5/posts/10154568495753802
Post published:March 4, 2017 I’ve had this clipping on my vision board for 17 years. I guess my mud finally settled!! (I cropped out the crotch cuz I’m a lady!)
Post published:March 2, 2017 I was in character– a real b****!– so you wouldn’t know by looking at it, but I swear I enjoyed shooting producer/actress Amanda Kluge & director Scott Stephens’s pilot sizzle reel at Thunder Studios! (Now go sell that sucker!!)
Post published:March 1, 2017 I’m mad for this hunk… errrr, hulk! Dress by: Antoine Kareh couture Styled by: Nicole Balzano Makeup by: Hosway M Ali
Post published:March 1, 2017 I can’t handle FB today– my AoMO (awareness of missing out) during Mardi Gras in Nola is just too acute. So instead, I’m waxing nostalgic of my Oscar Sunday at the cool kid’s table, with Game of Thrones star Daniel Portman, star of everything (except The Parent Trap) Missi Pyle, personal appearance agent-extraordinaire Laurence Wreford, and the mastermind behind my dress, stylist Nicole Balzano.
