Just received a fan-request to officiate his #AmericanHorrorStory -inspired wedding! Michael Scola, please tell your hubby-to-be that I will be in touch!

Sometimes I look out my window, and fantasize that my neighbors are actually my cabana boys on break:  

#TBT to #SDCC last weekend; because at the time, I was too rattled by the #AmericanHorrorStory VR experience to remember to post!  (Dress by Pinup Girl Clothing.)

This is me after 5 auditions in 2 days, 
following an epic San Diego Comic Con.  
Thank you, “Fear, Inc.” for braving the dance floors with me!  And for the rest of you horror-junkies, I dare you to call 516-900-FEAR to find out what it’s all about!

Highlights of San Diego Comic Con include, but are not limited to:  doing a full back-bend on the dance floor; then while upside-down, reaching for my beer and attempting to drink it.  Lindsay Lohan looked on…

#TBT…
The FoMO (Fear of Missing Out) is proving unbearable.
At last minute, I’m headed to San Diego Comic Con!
I’ll be there, hawking our film, “Fear, Inc,” with its director & writer, Vince Masciale & Luke Barnett.
And YOU, PARTY PEOPLE?!  WHERE Y’AT?!
(Dress by: Pinup Girl Clothing.)


A couple months ago, I met this silver FOX, celebrity hairstylist, Brandon Liberati… I was so taken with him (see the dreamy-eyed “before” photo below), that I vowed not to even go near shears without him. He enlisted the help of his good friend, color-NINJA, Dee Wallis of the Industry Hair Artists, et voilà! This dark, mysterious, new Naomi was born!

Had a blast performing my piece, “Children Prefer Blondes” at Sun night’s storytelling show, “Moments of Claireity.”  Special thanks to Claire Partin for producing, and our full-house for coming out!