• Post published:October 15, 2014

Fun (disgusting) behind-the-scenes tid-bit: Remember last week’s ep, when we were out in the swap at night, doing that thing? (No spoilers!) Well, they say freaks come out at night… but so do the CHIGGERS! And boy, do they love sweet Pepper! Of course, they couldn’t keep from at least trying to stay fabulous, lounging by this French Quarter pool and repulsing everyone…

• Post published:October 14, 2014

DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?!?!

Mom:  Pastor Phil watched the premiere!
Me:  Yes, mom.  10 MILLION viewers did.  Enough to RENEW for a 5TH SEASON ALREADY!
Mom:  Well, isn’t that nice. 10 million and 1!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2791375/american-horror-story-renewed-fifth-season-record-10-million-viewers-tune-in.html

• Post published:October 14, 2014

Apologies, all. I’ve worked too hard. It’s just gonna have to be like this for a while:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDNHUdFLGEo

• Post published:October 13, 2014

I care WAY TOO MUCH about this, I know– but my IMDb STARmeter has now jumped to #5. Yes, FIIIVE. As in SINGLE DIGIT. Which means, I could get swept up in the tornado outside, and it would be STILL be the best day ever!

https://pro-labs.imdb.com/name/nm1303594/?ref_=sch_int

• Post published:October 13, 2014

Love how “astonished” this blogger is… If only she knew me, she’d know this is really just par for the course:

http://www.holymoly.com/tv/pictures/geeks-and-freaks-american-horror-story-freak-show-premiere70850

• Post published:October 12, 2014

Enjoying being the creamy center of a quadruple-decker celeb sandwich. I always have wanted to be on top of Ryan Gosling. Delicious!

• Post published:October 12, 2014

PerezHilton.com approves! Made me cover of the story!

http://perezhilton.com/2014-10-10-american-horror-story-freak-show-what-the-cast-looks-like-in-real-life

• Post published:October 11, 2014

‘Twas a SPELLBINDING day today at the ‪#‎NOLACoven‬ DVD Release Event! Loved seeing the Coven mansion and all that witchy couture (and pretending I’d won Lou Eyrich’s Emmy). The best part: WATCHING FREAK SHOW EP 2. JUST YOU WAIT FOR WEDNESDAY!!!

• Post published:October 10, 2014

#NOLACoven FANS: you’re in for a treat! DVD/Blu-ray Release Event TOMORROW!!! Q&A with cast, then I’ll introduce a special advance screening of AHS: Freak Show Ep 2! Enter the Coven @ Buckner Mansion (1410 Jackson Ave., New Orleans); 11:45AM TOMORROW. Email: (subject line “Coven Behind the Scenes”).

• Post published:October 9, 2014

DON’T CHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME?! Thanks, wholly, to the AHS SPFX makeup & hair team, without whom Wednesday’s freak orgy would not have been possible. That’s right… FREAK ORGY. If you missed Wednesday’s premiere, GET YOUR FREAK ON ALREADY!!!